Appears to be a dead deal.

Appears to be a dead deal.

I have actually been trying to perfect my international travel ensemble. I just bought some Vince Camuto moto boots with a side zip, I’m searching for some kick ass faux leather leggings that can pass as pants (I’m waiting for a pair by spanx to go on sale), and now I need the perfect oversized sweater/swingy tunic…

So the man whom we celebrate, and with good reason, has grabbed a jersey. Congratulations would be in order if he had been man enough to marry the jersey’s hand-stitcher and make a home. This happy occasion is blighted when Cam, whose own parents were married, skips the very basis of being a good jersey-grabber.

Newton was always a big, big fan of gravity.

Has anyone in the NFL had more fun than Cam Newton this season?

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

Its Evan, asshole. And i’m not smiling.

+1 and spreading

This is a great audible word for Newton to use since most of the Buccaneers players are unfamiliar with the concept of a janitor.

So basically he comes in and turns one of the more consistently drama free organizations in the NFL into a behind the scenes shitstorm in three years, and now the fucking 49ers want to hire him.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Jeez, if Kelly has any sense he should hang up the phone the moment York’s voice is on the other end of the line. Or almost any coach.

49ers are a worse mess than the Browns.

I, for one, will be very excited to see Kelly’s 49s trade Kaepernick and a first rounder to the Eagles for Bradford.

White(s only) Christmas.

That’s rubber-sheathed conduit. Improvised club.

A for effort.

As the founder and president of the National Rusty-ass meat cleaver Association (or NRAMCA), I would like to remind you that Rusty-ass meat cleavers don’t kill people, it’s usually the rust, typically with tetanus, however, if the Rusty-ass meat cleaver has some remnants of old meat (mainly chicken) on it, then there…

I didn’t know Juggalos even *liked* hockey.