I’ll try to say this succinctly and elegantly:

Gluteus Maximus Gallery

Exactly. Can you imagine the red vs. blue voting bloc drama? It would either lead to the next civil war or unite the nation.

I would completely watch this, but they definitely need to keep in the “you can’t vote for yourself” rule just to make the politics even more flameworthy

Now that Americans discovered Eurovision (and it’s no longer fun)...we gotta start doing something else instead... Maybe it’s time to resurrect Games Without Borders, anyone remembers that thing? It was glorious!

I think that what makes Eurovison fun is that it’s campy and a “little” strange, but I feel like an Americavision would be too serious, it would be American Idol. Basically Eurovison is The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and an Americavision would be The Mummy with Tom Cruise.

The sad truth is that a state vs. state show would be a phenomenal success because Americans hate each other.

I mean I guess we kind of had Americavision with “American Idol” back when, but each state sending representatives would be kind of awesome.

I feel you when you say it’s a zero-sum game. I’m a tall person and I don’t like being a dick so I try to minimize my disruption at concerts (and other places too!) by staying in the back, out of the way as much as possible, and in one spot so people behind me don’t need to keep moving. Short of not going, I don’t…

Ugh, this. I am shorter than average. Last public event I went to, the view was completely blocked by a sea of tall people with their gargantuan fucking iPads stuck up in the air the entire time, because apparently it was unthinkable not to record every single fucking minute. And for extra points, some tall people…

How many comebacks does she need to have tho? It’s ironic given what 212 is about.

Azealia Banks needs to stop trying to make “Azealia Banks” happen. She’s straight basura. 

When the hell has ANYONE supported Banks? Every feud she’s ever been in public opinion has been wholly against her, as it should be, because she’s a bitter crazy asshole.

Azealia Banks is a rude bitch and a hater. She needs to lighten up and let people enjoy things, because the pro critic thing is just not a good look on anyone. She ain’t all that, as the kids used to say.

Beat me to it. Her hypocrisy and cherry-picking is disgusting. She needs to leave.

But if she had a successful comeback, would she have to start trashing herself for being a sellout?

...i’m fucking sick

It’s a shame that Azealia didn’t use her talent for good. It would have been awesome to see her collaborate with Rémy Ma and Cardi instead of trashing them. She’s clearly jealous her career isn’t a successful as those she views as less talented and I get that it must sting but this behavior is not acceptable and the…

Rob Lowe looks like a spider.

Who the fuck cares? Banks is messy af.