When Adelson is finally in hell, the world will be a little bit nicer.

And yet somehow the Democrats are supposed to be the party of the elites. lol, okay guys.

Well, his father wants to bang his daughter. This isn’t that complicated.

The fair in “Fair and Balanced” stands for “fair skin”

There’s no chin there that’s all neck

Uh, is it just me or does she bare a disturbing strong resemblance to his step mother?

Right? Holy shit is that tone-deaf...

Germany is currently having problems of their own. Extreme right is rising again. The moderate left and the centrist are having problems getting their coalition together. That’s why currently you don’t see Merkel as much as you do Macron. Macron has troubles of his own, but at least he’s got a clear agenda and the…

How does an ambassador in Berlin not have just the tiniest inkling that “I was merely following the commands of my superiors at the White House” is really not an excuse Germans want to hear?

Monaco is an equal opportunity haven for dirty money for all flavors of organized criminals. And they have a super fun nightlife! They’re like the DMZ for gangsters. 

In all fairness, Monaco can fuck off.

Iran’s top cleric (who has a lot of political pull) has come out and said they are pretty much going to submarine the whole thing if the US pulls out.

Is there anything that’s flat out stopping the other parties of the Iran deal from just making their own and shutting the US out?

After seeing Video 1, she is absolutely a very white, American or extremely Americanized woman. That is the voice that I use when trying to justify my stance in an argument, mask my emotional impulse to scream, and make the other person seem out of line. That is a voice I would use in an argument with family or if…

“My Princess Diana Beanie Baby is very special to me and could be worth a lot of money”.

You don’t have a lot of stars because people think you’re serious, hermana. People think you’re serious because that’s how they actually talk.

We’re learning. False reporting is a crime, and we shouldn’t forget it.

I’m sure that the grad student was just protecting her collection of first edition Gloria Steinem books.

Seriously. That’s a lot of work for a nap.

I love how we’re too dumb to be an actual Ivy League student but somehow we are sneaky enough to fake school IDs and move into a dorm room we dont belong in. Contradiction and hypocrisy are the shampoo and conditioner of white peoples’ bullshit