Let’s be real - the term should have always been DUNGleberry.

Taught by my mom. Also, I tried the between-the-legs approach and couldn’t reach what I needed to, possibly because my elbows are fused and don't extend fully.

Yeah, there's no reason to reach behind for a #1 wipe. That's just silly.

And, depending on your wiping preference, maybe a fresh pair of kick pants.

Any movie that kills off Apollo Creed (spoilers, I guess?) is a terrible movie. Also, I must admit that I have never seen V.

Hey now, I appreciate the Rocky movies quite a bit (except for IV, sorry).

Lean to the left so the right cheek isn’t making contact with anything, then reach back with the right hand. Easy.

I am female and go around the side to the back while seated. I would think going between the legs would be dicey in terms of accidental ‘back to front’ contact. Who among us really wants a vag infection? Not me.