Many are called, few are chosen.

I'm wondering when any of these articles will show up in Jezebel.

Why move in with her when you can fuck her without having to put up with her bullshit 24/7?

Methinks the ladies doth protest too much.

Thank you for this. I lay awake at night tossing and turning over your weight problems.

So he hit on her, big fucking deal.

In all the gawker articles about this incident not one actually discusses why these boobs are doing this.

While the rest of gawker media has lost 25-50% of its traffic in 2015, deadspunk is the only one to have held onto most of its readers.

That was deep...let me think about for few...

Can you show us every time he said “I fucked her right in the pussy!”

I understand the poor boy wanted to be an astronaut.

Only in a Burke column does glancing touch become “drilled”.

Which bloggers on gawker media are not hipsters?

When did universities become the FBI?

Why is there no description of the perps?

Hmmm, are you somehow claiming the chargers are racist?

This is why black football players should marry white sluts. Like all the very well paid ones do.

Best ratfuck evah...

Its an honorary tattoo.

They sound like PSAs.