Can you show us every time he said “I fucked her right in the pussy!”

I understand the poor boy wanted to be an astronaut.

Only in a Burke column does glancing touch become “drilled”.

Which bloggers on gawker media are not hipsters?

When did universities become the FBI?

Why is there no description of the perps?

Hmmm, are you somehow claiming the chargers are racist?

This is why black football players should marry white sluts. Like all the very well paid ones do.

Best ratfuck evah...

Its an honorary tattoo.

They sound like PSAs.

Christmas isn't a country.

I thought they played in New Jersey...

Well then give a try let's see.

I wonder what your response would be if he were Muslim.

They should play them on BET.

That happens to me on the freeway everyday.

How many theaters were each in?

Anyone who puts sauce on top of a pizza should be shot.

Thank god for the AFL or the NFL still would be running the wishbone on 4 out of 5 plays and cheering to “4 yards and a cloud of dust”.