This comment's way better if you read it as a rap

Okay, I'm sick as a dog (and a day late) right now, so here's a short summary
- living comfortably in a cool studio apartment with my old job back
- having fun being creative, writing a short story, and writing pop culture criticism in a community that values my contributions.
- found myself feeling aggressively unhappy…

*circles 'or'*

*rewrites my dating profile*

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

You could have made this clearer.

I don't have a dog in this fight either way, but "pretending to be pseudo-intellectual"? Pick one, dude.

I can only hope that, when I wasn't in the thread, people were asking "Where's Napoleon?"

We've told you five times now! We tried hiring that skywriter, for God's sake!

Between the guy who needs to be told not to tell someone you wank to their picture and the person trying to kinkshame kinkshamers so they can get off to being covered in piss, Savage Love is getting off to a good start for the year.

Hello all! I've been missing the past two weeks because, almost immediately after posting that I was happy for the first time ever, I got fired, moved across the state with my parents, got an older job back but was homeless, and have now secured a home that I'm waiting on. I didn't come back here because for the two…

It was the burts of times?!

I'm not, and in fact I had no idea what FRBR meant until it looked it up. I grew up reading very stylistically conservative writing, and when I'm stressed, writing about something I feel emotionally vulnerable about, or trying to express a complex thought, my writing usually comes out extra-style-guidey.

I'm thinking more "The Amazing Adventures Of Someone Working To Become A Realistic, Happy Person" ;)

From space?

That does bring up the possibility of working my epiphany into my writing, an extremely attractive idea. Thanks, DR!

This isn't so much a question as it is loose thoughts that I can't seem to find a conclusion for. It will be very babbly.

For a second there, I thought you meant Selena Gomez.

I did actually start this whole routine thing when I was cut off from the internet for a few months. By the time I got it back, the idea was fully entrenched.

I actually alternate between work and play - writing then video games, music then TV. Yesterday I tried drawing after internet, and that seemed to work.