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You might like The Solute, man. There's quite a few ex-AV Clubbers wandering around there.

Judging by your post, I'd say you suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

So you're not seeing any of that sweet Sarsgaard SARS guard money?

I upvoted you, only to discover someone called D.N. upvoted you. I don't know why people with my initials are upvoting you.

'Turdstacker' would be a great/terrible nickname.

I'm trying to figure out if it's ironic that this fits in a tweet.

Name a single time it didn't improve something!

I've heard Darwyn Cooke so many times the words have lost all meaning!

Shine dicks?

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I'm about 100 pages from the end of that novel and I've never been more ready to read about a preteen gangbang. I'm not a pervert, I'm just sick of reading this stupidly long book.

As a bisexual man in the exact right age group to have one foot in the culture that produced this meme, let me explain: young people are morons.

Can we go a single thread without someone bringing up lesbian sharks?

Heh heh, yeah, once.

Fincher and Herzog, exploring the galaxy together.

It's getting funnier every time I see it, too.

Because you're in control of your faculties!

This is the worst country song I've ever heard, and as you can imagine that's up against some pretty stiff competition.

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