I actually go out of my way to avoid using the internet for most of the day - I check my sites in the morning, then stay off it until about 3pm, when I socialise with friends. I see the lost focus as an unfortunate but necessary side effect of getting to hang out with cool people, and I won't try and change that if I…

I have the advantage of having a casual job and no children!

When I was fourteen, I stumbled upon an inflation fetishest website, and I was so baffled by what I found that since then I've taken fetishes in stride, because by comparison everything else seemed straightforward.

So talking to guys on Grindr isn't as scary as I thought it would be. Uh, nothing else to report on that front.

It's great that we feel the same way about stuff, and junk.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

In fairness, I think he'd differentiate between genuinely archetypical writing (see Tarantino, Mann) and bland cliche.

*comes back later next week*

I miss Bob Hope Is God.

I mean this in all sincerity: thank you for being more reasonable than me. This election has changed me, for the worse. It's made me angrier.

Man, one thing that has set in after the terrible events of November 9th is a complete lack of patience for action that feels good but is totally ineffective, like our friend DILDO's stupid fucking plan up there. The Women's March? Sure, that's better. That's a fairly straightforward way of getting a message out.…

I don't know enough about you to know if them hiring a sex worker will be an issue.

I don't like the idea of associating Trump with a wonderful movie.

America's Wang Faces Shrinkage

Mukluk

That's what happened to my bunch of baby ducks!

It isn't :(

I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

Be fair, that's an average Thursday in the AV Club office.

I'm laughing to myself at the idea of this one tiny-dicked guy going around bedding all these women. He must be the most charming guy on Earth, or possible the most discreet.