All those people dumped water on their heads to raise money and MLS is still begging for more. The gall.

I once wrote a piece about a journeyman minor-league hockey brawler. I asked him about his worst injuries. He pulled up his shorts to show me a scar on his thigh where he caught a skate while playing overseas. It was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen, and that was seven years after it happened.

There has been quite a Serge in thefts recently at NBA games.

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I don't know, but whichever asshole took the water has made a powerful enema.

JJ Watt knows exactly how to play to boring, middle-class, medium-to-low intelligence, white America. His persona is incredibly fake and incredibly obnoxious. As a fellow Badger, I enjoy seeing on facebook how much the most boring of my former classmates love this imposter. He's the favorite player of your…

Ron Swanson just rolled over in his grave.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

Explains the sharp decline in Bigfoot sightings

I'm pretty sure he comments here and on Gawker as well in his spare time.

I guess Prof. Segal is ... Under Siege.

"When will the white community leaders stand up and condemn this epidemic of serial killers?"

Concepts and inanimate objects Daniel Murphy disagrees with, ranked:

Continual reminder to homophobes/non-inclusionary Christians: gay people doing their thing will not turn you into a "lustful cockmaster"

I'll have you know I strongly disagree with Red Hair. Be as gay as you want but don't bring that ginger evil near me.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

"Disagreeing" with a homosexual "lifestyle" is like disagreeing with red hair or brown eyes.

"Love the people, hate the crime" is the bigot's version of "But I have a lot of black friends" that racists always seem to say right after they say something racist.

The cause of their deaths, however, is not known at this time.

T-minus one week until the Eagles leak out that Shady was in a gang.