she was told to provide "non-standard care"

Try to sleep tonight after thinking about this- would they have thrown out the food if it was in a lunchpail?

Always highlight truthers.

Sure he just made a fool of himself on national television, but he better go home and thank God that it wasn't Tony Stewart driving that Chevy.

The Phillies would lose to the zombies from the Walking Dead.

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

Good thing for you that the Phillies are committed to meaningless baseball for the rest of the year.

but what color does ISIS think that dress is?

I realized that, and just wasn't bothered to change it! :{

NO DRESS, ONLY ZUUL.

I see white and gold.

You're probably dying.

Your argument is completely and utterly nonsensical. What the fuck does "being left alone" even mean? China was under Russia's thumb for at least half of the last century. None of the countries you mentioned prospered because they were left alone- The US largely became the "richest" because of the exceptionally…

I am, however, surprised that Myra Ruiz is Asian.

My favorite installment of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" was the story of William Henry Harrison.

"Oh thank goodness. We might have enough time to finish the job now."

This is the first time an open display of douchebaggery has made me like a person more.

Look at Markieff's teammates. They can't believe he got a rebound.

Nice try, but videos of a black guy telling a cop to "shut the fuck up" end with a dead or close-to-dead black guy.