Riley Cooper: Migod. The Dez Bryant video is as bad as they say.

It has black people in it? This is definitely getting a Best Picture nomination next year.

There was actually better film available, but when it came time for the final edit, they inexplicably decided to leave it in the can.

ESPN wisely didn't tell him to "hit the showers" for a week.

Every single time a highlight clip is posted anywhere on the internet, assholes who have nothing better to do try and truther it by giving a crappy explanation for why it actually isn't a highlight. These people are awful, and I enjoy pointing out how awful (and ubiquitous) they are.

"I don't recall those times as anything special."

"Yeah, I'm not sure that's really Ishmael."

Given his injury history, I'm half-surprised that didn't kill him.

+ 1 Ruinous austerity regime

Of course they forgave him for his indiscretion. I mean, it's not like he's Greek.

Merkin Valdez would like to have words with you

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

Jurassic World 3D: Pacquiao vs. Mayweather

The part I enjoy most here is the image of Sam Hinkie spending hours studying human arm-length ratios and growth charts, then suddenly straightening and shouting "EUREKA! One cannot grow a person's arms! BAHAHAHA, I HAVE UNLOCKED THE SECRET TO BASKETBALL!"

hey dummy, what pieces can he add? Who would willingly sign with the sixws afters this joke of a season and the GM's dumb moves, treating players like items instead of people. And please, you don't know talent. MCW, rookie of the year, but he's not a cornerstone to build on? Yes okay, better to take a chance on…

You're right. MCW is both a totally amazing pick and a worthless piece of shit to be traded for an unknown future asset. Hinkie is a genius for drafting him, and a genius for shipping him out of town.

With their 114 2nd Round draft picks over the next 3 years, the Sixers are unquestionably building the greatest D-League dynasty ever seen.