Was this bill written by Dan Cooper?

Small enough to fit snugly next to our genitals.

Good! the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Gonorrh-eve!

What's next? Plague doctors on the county payroll and a tax on garlic to deal with the pestilential miasma generated by the great unwashed?

only if they offer this class too

Fellow history teacher here. Learning and understanding history encourages one to be reflective and empathetic. Those two qualities are anathema to Fox News.

We are so behind so many countries in math and science. They are not even getting the basic education because they are getting taught that evolution doesn't exist and that the earth is 6,000 years old.

True. It's also amusing because this fundamental reliance on teaching the modern corruption of American exceptionalism at all costs belies this underlying shame about our country's often checkered past. The only real reason you wouldn't want to teach our real history is if you were ashamed of it. Because, really, it's…

New Biology Curriculum:

Ummm... "And it seems to me that the universities have always taught this sort of 'Let's apologize for all of the wrongdoing and the boar-headedness — boorish behavior of the United States of America,'" she continued. "It seems that's trickling down to our kids' level. And that is a problem."

You don't get to bitch about students falling behind in math and science while supporting 'teach the controversy' bullshit or out right removal of evolution from the curriculum.

YES! What the kids need is MORE stuff that shows America in a good light. And more American exceptionalism. Also if it could especially elevate American white people that'd be great.

As a history teacher this makes me shake with rage. Fox commentators thinking history doesn't matter because they get bummed out having to think about slavery and the extermination of Native Americans is textbook white privilege.

"And it seems to me that the universities have always taught this sort of 'Let's apologize for all of the wrongdoing and the boar-headedness — boorish behavior of the United States of America,'" she continued. "It seems that's trickling down to our kids' level. And that is a problem."

New American history curriculum:

"I think it's ridiculous. I agree with you on the charter school push, I wish there was a push where parents could have more choice."

History of the Nothing Burger offers that great non-liberal perspective students are missing from their lives.

Protip: Whenever someone complains about "political correctness," they're usually an asshole.

Someone should spay his stupid face.