Nice try, but videos of a black guy telling a cop to "shut the fuck up" end with a dead or close-to-dead black guy.

Cost way to much, arrived way too late, never really flew. When it did get off the ground it was still benefitting from ground effect. Id say thats ill-fated

Riley Cooper: Migod. The Dez Bryant video is as bad as they say.

It's Captain Boomerang.

It has black people in it? This is definitely getting a Best Picture nomination next year.

There was actually better film available, but when it came time for the final edit, they inexplicably decided to leave it in the can.

"they'd collide with each other, forming a new super-sized Earth, killing everything on both planets, obviously."

ESPN wisely didn't tell him to "hit the showers" for a week.

Every single time a highlight clip is posted anywhere on the internet, assholes who have nothing better to do try and truther it by giving a crappy explanation for why it actually isn't a highlight. These people are awful, and I enjoy pointing out how awful (and ubiquitous) they are.

"I don't recall those times as anything special."

"Yeah, I'm not sure that's really Ishmael."

Given his injury history, I'm half-surprised that didn't kill him.

+ 1 Ruinous austerity regime

Of course they forgave him for his indiscretion. I mean, it's not like he's Greek.

feeling smug about not being "killable by any man"