Merkin Valdez would like to have words with you

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

Get rid of the police too. Sure, some of those roads will be blocked by child soldiers extorting travelers but it'll be your fault for living in one of those communities.

Yeah, fuck fire departments. How dare the state dictate a homogenous desire to not burn to death.

Teen Titans Go is... just... horrible. It's just so bad. I almost wish the original hadn't existed so we didn't have to see this. And now they're giving Young Justice sh*t? Ugh.

Jurassic World 3D: Pacquiao vs. Mayweather

I just put this one down. I was too frustrated with the one dimensionality of the characters. I just got sick of everyone being too insanely angry by whatever shows up to see straight. I mean, I know they're all kids (like...Adare, the oldest, is 19, right?) so they have trouble dealing with their problems...but damn.…

Funny, late last year I went through a "Gremlin Ripoff Viewing Period." I watched all four Critters movies. They're reasonably entertaining, although as you might suspect the law of diminishing returns applies to them, with the first being the best. Whoever made the fourth one was obviously a big fan of ALIENS.

The part I enjoy most here is the image of Sam Hinkie spending hours studying human arm-length ratios and growth charts, then suddenly straightening and shouting "EUREKA! One cannot grow a person's arms! BAHAHAHA, I HAVE UNLOCKED THE SECRET TO BASKETBALL!"

You're right. As long as internal evaluations predict that there might be better basketball players in the future, a GM should always immediately trade away their current players for a slightly increased chance that a random lottery drawing might give them a shot at selecting one of those hypothetically better future…

You're meaning to tell me a pass first PG forced into being the offense on a dreadful team struggled shooting? I'll be damned!

hey dummy, what pieces can he add? Who would willingly sign with the sixws afters this joke of a season and the GM's dumb moves, treating players like items instead of people. And please, you don't know talent. MCW, rookie of the year, but he's not a cornerstone to build on? Yes okay, better to take a chance on…

You're right. MCW is both a totally amazing pick and a worthless piece of shit to be traded for an unknown future asset. Hinkie is a genius for drafting him, and a genius for shipping him out of town.

With their 114 2nd Round draft picks over the next 3 years, the Sixers are unquestionably building the greatest D-League dynasty ever seen.

Someone should spay his stupid face.