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"Ukraine's a road apple....it's weak." Classic.

This quote literally makes no sense.

WTF does this even mean

A friend of mine started dating a girl called Natasha and now he isnt having time for Bro Time with us. Feminist commies ruin everything, 1st they take ukraine, then my friend and now they want texas, have they not have had enough oil already. Thanks obama.

He has almost certainly done more damage to his HOF chances than Shaper did by being a rapist. Because the football media is a bunch of self important jackanapes.

What has happened since should not be factored in.

I think it's a perfect cherry to put on the NFL's shit sundae. We care about women!*

When nature calls, you don't let it go to voicemail.

Vaccines cause Islam. Wake up sheeple.

More sports should be filmed like old kung-fu movies.

Let's skip right over that bullshit discussion and talk about proper mental health treatment instead.

If you want more female driven games become designers and make them they say. Be a female game developer and they'll spend their time threatening to kill you.

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

You know...it seems incredibly fitting that this is the way the 2014 NFL season ends.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Fuck this guy. "Chemicals". I bet this motherfucker gives out Lipitor like candy. I bet he thinks it gives 4-hour boners too.

He was not lying, however, when he said, "I'm a shit-eating bureaucrat who's never had to confront the real-life problems I'm so appallingly trying to grapple with through strained attempts at empathy and discipline."

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."