We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Hernandez's defense attorney argued that the object could have been anything, including an iPad, iPhone, or remote

In his opening statement, Hernandez's defense attorney argued that the object could have been anything, including an iPad, iPhone, or remote.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

A.A. Ron is a callback to the substitute teach sketch, which was pretty hilarious.

I liked this better than the fake names sketch. And I really liked the fake names sketch.

Richard Sherman made a good point, stating that the Commissioner himself, along with all of the owners, execs, and other suit and tie jobs, don't have to talk to the media every week, and they make more money than the players. So why should the players have to? Maybe if the media didn't have a tendency to twist…

It's almost as if people who grow up in impoverished minority-heavy areas keep some verbal vestiges of that upbringing even if they're intelligent people.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Surprising, his interactions with physicians usually result in nothing more than a routine health Czech.

+ww1

This is really serious news and quite shocking. Who made Jagr a Count?

I don't care about wrestling. It's just never interested me. But that video where he has the entire crowd chanting in time with his goofy looking move is absolutely thrilling. To get that many people excited about one thing at the same time is fun to watch, regardless of what they're doing. So with that one video, I…

Argonaut all men.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

"You guys know about vampires?" Diaz asked. "You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There's this idea that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. And what I've always thought isn't that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. It's that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny…

Since you attributed it to Criminal Minds, I can't take this with any remote seriousness. We all know CSI is the definitive TV source.