When nature calls, you don't let it go to voicemail.

Anyone taking bets on Fish being Joker?

huh? What issue I've missed a few as I wasn't sure what was going on

I'm sure whatever they do, it'll be painfully obvious and they'll continually pound us over the head with it. The whole "So, we will scratch the surface of that story, yes. But just scratch it — a little tap on the door." really means they're gonna kick the door in and scream "HERE'S JOHNNY!"

Vaccines cause Islam. Wake up sheeple.

More sports should be filmed like old kung-fu movies.

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Where do I start. My dad decked this bastard in 1965. He kicked us out of Uganda in 1969. My old boss was part of the raid on Entebbe in 1976. My sister went back to Jinja three years ago and our house was a chicken coup. He f*cked his country and his people.

You must have missed it when Dvorsky did his excellent series of articles on the World Wars, or when Inglis-Arkell did her stuff on world religions.

Or, as known to his friends, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular; King of Scotland.

Let's skip right over that bullshit discussion and talk about proper mental health treatment instead.

If you want more female driven games become designers and make them they say. Be a female game developer and they'll spend their time threatening to kill you.

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

You know...it seems incredibly fitting that this is the way the 2014 NFL season ends.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Three rings for the Sporty-kids, under the sky,

Fuck this guy. "Chemicals". I bet this motherfucker gives out Lipitor like candy. I bet he thinks it gives 4-hour boners too.