We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Hernandez's defense attorney argued that the object could have been anything, including an iPad, iPhone, or remote

In his opening statement, Hernandez's defense attorney argued that the object could have been anything, including an iPad, iPhone, or remote.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

A.A. Ron is a callback to the substitute teach sketch, which was pretty hilarious.

I liked this better than the fake names sketch. And I really liked the fake names sketch.

And of course, prune juice

Good God, how many drugs does it take to come up with something like this?!

Richard Sherman made a good point, stating that the Commissioner himself, along with all of the owners, execs, and other suit and tie jobs, don't have to talk to the media every week, and they make more money than the players. So why should the players have to? Maybe if the media didn't have a tendency to twist…

It's almost as if people who grow up in impoverished minority-heavy areas keep some verbal vestiges of that upbringing even if they're intelligent people.

Solomon Grundy wants pants too!

"All I want is pants....a decent pair of pants...."

I suspect you could benefit from any number of medications.

You didn't hear it from me, but every year at midsummer, we throw an intern into the bioreactor to appease the Goddess Pneumonia and ensure the potency of the coming fiscal year's product.

I'm curious what you're basing your "personal subjective opinion" on? How much exposure do you have to "undocumented people", how do you find out their immunization schedule completion rate, and how do you even know if the people you're meeting are undocumented or citizens? In any case, your opinion doesn't match…

Fun fact, vaccine coverage in Latin America is comparable (if not higher) than the US (especially when compared to GranolaLand, USA).