Yeah, I don’t see what the big deal is. If you really wanted Kojima at the awards show, you have Luke Skywalker there. Just send him to to rescue Kojima and blow up Konami HQ. That’s kind of his thing.

That guy is amazing and I want to be his friend.

So stupid it’s brilliant.

Exactly, with few exceptions, no one wants to be smashing up a damn cereal cafe. They want to be at home, not worrying about being homeless or being driven from the city their family has lived in for generations. Destroying property is not right, but right has very little to do with what is going on in London and…

The amount of classist snobbery in the replies is amazing. The people that own a cereal cafe are apparently working class heroes and the people that smashed up their store are “outside agitators!” I’m impressed that I saw that argument pop up here. There is nothing right about anything in this situation. People are…

Matt Williams is amazing. It’s like he’s the product of a secret government experiment to make the most inept manager possible. I almost hope the Nationals don’t fire him so we can see more of this. Great stuff.

But I have complicated feelings about my mother! That makes me a special and unique talent.

And Goodell’s handling is why we are here. If he had treated it like the minor gamesmanship/rules violation it was and changed the rules, we would not be talking about it. But he went full Nixon on something stupid and made his own monster. That’s the point of the article and why it is worthy of praise.

It’s not the crime that’s the story, it’s the cover-up. If you were not so investing in your totally cool HOT TAKE you would see that. As with the ball pressure crap, the NFL/Goodell took a minor rules issue and turned it into this gigantic conspiracy instead of dealing with it in a rational and systematic way.

It is amazing the number of truly stupid people that have shown up in your comments. After years of this garbage they still miss the point. Through all this it has never been so much about the videotaping, the bounties, or the ball pressure. With the exception of the domestic violence, the offence has always taken a…

This is hilarious.

I love how people objecting to public figures saying ignorant, incendiary shit is a crazy phase and not a struggle to become decent beings that don’t repeat the heinous bullshit of the people that came before us.

There are few greater signs of sports fan douchebaggery than acting like the global popularity of your favorite sports team is somehow a personal insult. I mean, are even the Yankees this bad?

Sorry to interrupt your self-righteous Gawker rage, but I’m thinking he is where every reasonable person is. That Tom Brady cheated and lied about it, but in an NFL of murder-suicides, elevator woman beating, DIY child beating, gun bed death threats, team sanctioned bullying, and girlfriend pet murder, it is not that…

Keep dropping those pearls of wisdom. Because if you think it is clever, then you have to say it every fucking place you can. Just to make sure people know you thought that clever thing you thought.

Everyone involved is a child. That includes tired little trolls like yourself who are doing the internet equivalent of seeing a car crash, pulling over to the side of the road, and furiously masturbating.

Way to keep perspective you offensive dung heap.

Did your keyboard melt while you were typing that HOT TAKE?

Every time I think I’ve seen the top level of delusional garbage that posts on kinja someone as tactless and self-righteous and phony as you pops up. It truly is an amazing thing to behold.

I’m glad you came here to say that, because there is literally no other place on the internet to say that. You are so, so, so brave and insightful.