The same could be said of Gawker commenters. There are no winners here.

Translation: “I’m a sewer rat that learned how to type and I want everyone to know it!”

Comparing it to massive discrimination against Muslims? Well, it can’t be said that all Reddit users lack perspective on race.

Sick burn bro.

No, I don’t think you can call them hemorrhoids if they are on your face. Thanks for trusting me with that information.

So what you mean to say is you hate the United States and think sex with farm animals should be a legal, accepted thing?

I’m curious, how many times do you have to read through your comment to make absolutely sure you have willfully missed the point and constructed the most BS-est strawman possible?

You’re right, there is no way that criticism tied to Serena’s appearance and body type could ever be racist. What was I thinking??

Again, you sentient Elephant hemorrhoid, anything to avoid talking about racism. And comparing what Serena goes through to what happens to Tom Brady and Sidney Crosby is an impressive display of willful ignorance. So congratulations on that.

And there is also a sizable amount of morons who will do anything to steer a conversation away from racism even when racism is a reasonable assumption given the subject and past stories. See the initial response to Dylann Roof.

I’ve never seen a movie in theaters twice, but I’ve already decided to go catch this one at least that many times just due to the internet reaction.

Everything about the way the Spurs operate is geared toward maximizing the productivity of talented players like Aldridge. And also his game is great for playing well deep into your 30s. Barring something that no one can plan for like injuries, he’ll be around past age 35 and other sites are reporting that Pop is on…

The Boozer/West comparison is beyond laughable. I get that it sounds snide, but watch Aldridge play. His skill set is on a whole other level and doesn’t rely on Aldridge being an insane athlete.

Okay, “your” not “you’re” is what you meant. And believe it or not I’m not even a Spurs fan. I was rooting for the Clippers in their last playoff series because I’m tired of them. I honestly don’t see what I’m saying is so controversial. A successful organization plans on doing the same things that made it successful.…

Thank you! I love quoting myself:

And you’re assuming that when Pop does retire, the way the Spurs operate will drastically change or that the next Spurs coach won’t closely follow the blueprint laid out by Pop. The results may change, but the mode of operation will probably remain consistent unless there is some kind of falling out and Pop and the…

Clearly my disagreeing with you has struck a nerve. Want to talk about it? I’ll bust out the Feeling Stick and we can get real.

Like I’m not sure what is supposed to change? The Spurs have a formula and I don’t see any reason for it to change. Aldridge has no serious red flag injuries at the moment that could shorten his career, and the depth and strength of the Spurs rotation especially in the frontcourt is as strong as ever. Nothing’s…

Stating obvious facts to anyone who has watched a basketball game in the past year is taking it personally? Sure, let’s go with that. Also “done and not competitive?” Way to not only move the goalposts, but move them to a magical hot-take land not connected to this plane of existence at all. Maybe you should take a…

Okay, so I’ve imagined his soon to be 39 year old teammate? I’ve imagined his new coach maximizing the production of a group of players well into their late 30s? I’ve imagined the team depth that will reduce the strain on Aldridge and allow him to save his best basketball for the playoffs? I’ve imagined all of that?