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Who are those platinum haired ladies next to them? Are those his witches he uses to maintain his powers or the one’s that are there to drag him to hell once his bargain with the Devil is complete?

I love Lebron saying how it doesn’t matter who gets picked last as they’re all all-stars. That sure is easy for him to say. I guarantee the face of James Harden continuously getting passed up would prove him wrong.

couldn’t agree more. it’s not the real thing unless we get to see the contorted faces of players who are mad they didn’t get picked first.

He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

Come on fam you are too big to be crying like that...

Rudy got interviewed for a feature while getting a pedicure and has a lightning bolt etched into his hair. He doesn’t give a fuck what Ballkicker & Permanent Veteran’s Minimum Injury Insurance Claim thinks.

He’s got the best win shares in the league, lost a spot to Russ’s bricks, and missed out a bonus that’s 46% of…

Kyrie was probably insulted by ownership’s lowball offer to “go to the ends of the earth for you.”

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

Easy to focus on revenge when you’re not worried about the ‘Zards, ‘Tics, or making the ‘yoffs

That photo is amazing.

I want Luis recaps of every movie. I’d happily watch a Youtube channel of Luis explaining Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and every other movie as it comes out.

What if...

they better have Luis recounting the whole mess at some poing

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve.