Oh sure, you are referring to Dracula, the famous real estate developer

That Dracula analogy... was awful when Jughead made it. And then Archie did it too—like he even got what Jughead was talking about—and I thought, maybe I’m the dumb one. Maybe Archie is playing four-dimensional chess or something.

Sure yeah, Clifford had a twin brother, because why the fuck not?

Incredibly stupid is what Legends does best!

If there’s two characters the show desperately needs, it’s Sarah and Mick.

I continue to be disappointed with the smallness of the portrayal of Roosevelt. He was always blustery. Not for nothing did his daughter say of him ‘he wanted to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.’ If he doesn’t get to utter a hearty “Bully!” by the show’s end, I’ll be mad.

That, Trombone Hero, “Axl” becoming “Josh Groban”, the idea of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” as a eulogy, “When I grieve, I drink”, a ghost mouse, and everyone waiting for Sarah to give them a more dramatic send-off to the mission . . . all pure gold. The episode was both incredibly stupid and utterly great at the same time.

Amaya’s background is complicated. She is from the 1940s, but grew up in sub-Saharan Africa & was recruited by the JLA as an adult, so how familiar with American culture of the time she is, is slightly unclear.

Wow, not sure where Oliver’s head is, but the only point in making a show like this is EXACTLY so you can do Elvis’ Haunted Guitar.

Sara’s a better captain/leader than Rip so Wally made the right choice. I also thank him for doing the obvious thing and swiping Amaya’s totem from Darhk. Most shows would’ve just had him rescue Ray and leave the totem behind.

I like that, coming here from Team Flash, Nate has to explain to him, “We allow light to moderate theft on this ship.”

Great introduction to the team for Wally, loved Sarah explaining that if he felt he didn’t belong on the team that meant he did, since they are a team of misfits.

I think Ron Howard’s quip about needing a tux was more about an upcoming movie premiere than something that’s Oscar worthy. (Kudos to the production department for going to all the trouble to make up a promotional hat for the fictional movie that the fictional Kevin is now starring in..)

I predict Maria will lose her hand to gangrene.

I guess we now know the answer to the question “What happens when you put a bunch of ridiculously charismatic idiots on time ship?”

If this doesn’t class as an A episode, I don’t know what does - it was absolutely jam-packed, but it didn’t feel cluttered. It’s a shame Zari wasn’t involved in the pirate shenanigans, but then she was keeping an eye on the ship.

I have no words other than: Why is everyone on this show so delightful and adorable?

Saliva as a coagulant vs saliva as a bacteria infested infection catalyst.

Ray putting the pirate costume back on when he went to save Nora was my favorite little embellishment of the episode.

Quick! Do an episode where Rick really wants McDonald’s to pay it’s workers a living wage!