Carrie Fisher, who used to joke about how she had to pay George Lucas every time she looked in the mirror, because he owned her likeness, is laughing darkly at this somewhere and preparing to use it for her one-woman-show soon to be playing in the afterlife.

Don’t forget RV and Nine Lives!

“Locked in a vault” suggested to me Xaro Xhoan Daxos. But I preferred the less sleek, more “comfortable merchant” look of the actor who got that role. Though I’m sure Ali would have been amazing too.

Sounds more like he was auditioning for Xaro Xhoan Daxos, aka this guy:

I love Michael Keaton, but...

We had a choice between a flawed non-lunatic and an extremely, fatally flawed lunatic with a penchant for sexual assault. We chose poorly.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

The reporter’s job is not to simply dump

It’s stress, too. For the first time in his life, he’s being held accountable for the crap he says and does.

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

I’m more confused by the whole “The Amazons and Zeus rebelled against Ares” thing.

I’m actually kind of hoping the entire show is lit only by weird neon lights in backgrounds

Nah, La La Land is virtually guaranteed to win. It is a musical movie about Hollywood and and actors. It will win. Fortunately, the movie is apparently good too this time.

Best part is, the dude knew exactly what he was doing. He “let slip” that he supported marriage equality in order to prod Obama into doing the right thing (or more charitably, giving him the political cover to do so).

I wish him all the best, and hope his initiative finds success.