Eventually they're going to bring in random new "cousins" to keep the franchise going, like Cousin Oliver in the Brady Bunch.

So. I would probably read the articles on Dick Cheney, deep web, and Aubrey Plaza.

I tried to replicate it, but I have big lips, so I just looked like a muppet

That really is the one true blessing of the Kardashians - that they pushed Paris Hilton out of the spotlight. Everything about her face and voice was so annoying, like nails on a chalkboard. Whereas I really don't mind seeing Kim everywhere; she's certainly more visually appealing, and she seems pretty savvy too.

It's a very unpopular opinion, but I must say, I agree with you. I do not know why this girl is so savagely attacked. For what? Writing some silly blog posts? Good LORD what if someone searched through all the posters here for their blog posts, Kinja posts, tweets, Instagram posts about their food/nails/dogs. I know I…

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hahahahahah do you remember when she was being interviewed by that old guy whose name escapes me on MTV News and he tried to correct her punctuation in the book and she basically told him to go fuck himself?

He'd survive just fine if you threw him out, he'd be forced to grow up. As it is right now, he doesn't have to.

Yes. Exactly. It is not that men who do chores are sexy, it is that men who are selfish entitled assholes are NOT sexy.

I actually know a couple like this. She's always saying really obnoxious things like "I told him if he cleans the garage this Saturday I'll give him some" and he just sits there like an idiot, like it isn't demeaning and childish beyond belief. And she isn't joking either. I fucking detest that kind of "battle of the…

I also find it offensive that men don't/can't clean up after them selves unless sex. It all sells men and women short.

well there is an idea, that women use sex to manipulate man to do what they want and man would do anything for sex.

The assumption that sex is a weapon- gross.

Yeah...I was one of those louches until my junior year of college. Then I woke up and started doing tons of chores when I got my own place. Having really, really messy roommates really work me up to how valuable and nice organization and cleanliness really are.

Also, how fucking insulting is it to suggest that the only reason I would ever give you sex is if you did something for me?

You've...you're my favorite person.

This is the foreplay equivalent of every "nice guy" ever.

choreplay=putting those kindness coins in until I get sex.

I do laundry so that we have clean clothes to wear. I cook dinner so that we have something to eat. I go to the gym so that my girlfriend wants to take my clothes off.