Two at once or it doesn't count.

Also, the mighty Cocksicle.

I am not in any way, shape, or form a fashion/clothes-oriented type of girl. Never have been, never thought I would be; just never cared all that much.

I will miss the hard lines and lack of color. They suited her.

I fucking love Claire. She's the ultimate Ice Queen.

C'mon craig. Practice what I'm sure you've preached:

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

"...why does it take 30 years to come forward with this if it really happened?"

It was a well-kept secret that Bill fucked everything that moved

when was he EVER funny? Endearing, sure. Maybe. Funny though? Compared to Richard Pryor? Nah.

Richard Pryor was a fucking genius. I've never held swearing against a comedian. It's just a tool, like any other tool. You want to perform without swear words? Bless your heart and I hope you do well. But that just makes you a different comedian, not a superior one. It's just one piece of the picture.

I always appreciate anyone who's super open about who they really are. Kind of like rockstars. "Yeah, I sleep with tons of women, I cheat, I do drugs. So?" They're telling you who they are, upfront and they never really judge anyone. People who are way too self-righteous, too judgemental and so called "clean", are…

Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

And Houston. Don't forget Houston!

Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.

One of the best parts of being a (recovering) addict is that this question is totally solved before it can even be asked. THE ANSWER IS NOW! Always now! Why wait, right? Jump in face first because the intensity that you feel can only heighten. There's no way that once exposed to the routine day-to-day domesticity will…

Perhaps we have had different experiences with roommates. I have most definitely moved out because of horrible roommates and I have also moved out/kicked out SOs based on living together. I feel that I got out of those situations exactly because I am an adult and I don't need to live with somebody who doesn't respect…

Older Jezzies — answer me a question? Is it harder when the FIRST one of your teenaged obsessions dies or when the last one does? Or are they all equally terrible?