I'm not a fan, just an occasional looker, but that Du Jour cover is stunning. Beautiful.

New Rule: These stupid shitfucks will be forced to read these Jez comments over and over and over while they serve out their prison sentence, which I just gave them. Henceforth. Forthwith. Heretofore. Amen.

The GALL of this motherfucker! It sounds as though he's describing entrapment perpetrated by conscientious adults! Victim-blaming piece of shit. Fundamentalists are a bunch of delusional, narcissistic douchemonkeys.

Help me out of the greys, and I'll shoot for three.

I am salivating. I'm dying to get those balls inside my mouth.

Preach.

As a resident of Houston, I can affirm that the tantrums are for real. And also

Never ever drink water. That chemical-infested shit will kill you.

Me, too.

You are The Fucking Shit.

She looks beautiful, and that is fantastic, but—

I missed this before I replied above. Oops. Next time.

That sounds nice and everything, but do you really think the property holder should give away a multimillion dollar piece of land and real estate just to be nice?

I say tear it down. Turn it into a horse ranch or animal sanctuary. All these other ideas give me the creeps, well-intended or not.

*Scribbles away* "Beheadings... burnt bodies... railway— so, what's it like to wake up next to George Clooney?!"

Maybe I just like myself that much.

I am from Texas, and NO, we do NOT!!

Good question. And will I ever make it out of the grays? I'm beginning to think: nope. Unlikely.

Amateur! Here is where she messed this up. When he texted to say he was outside the hospital, and what ward was she in, the proper, not-dead response would be, "I'm so sorry/embarrassed. When I told you the details of my sister's illness and hospitalization, it is because I believed the two of you were dating. She…