Also, "female bleeding"? Female bleeding is when I nick myself with an xacto knife and stomp around my apartment screaming swear words.

Yeah, it's starting to just bore me because every joke is the same, every sub-reddit is contaminated with aggressive boys, and every link is starting to be something I've seen.

Excuse you. EXCUSE YOU. Cheese is delicious in salad how dare you.

Sorry to hear that facts tire you out. I guess hysteria and sensationalism work better for you then? You've certainly made it exceptionally clear that you've got a real thing for ignorance.

Man, I do not want to meet a regular dinosaur much less a hallucinating dinosaur that is tripping balls and is going to accuse me of being a witch. No thank you, time machine, not today.

If you're going to be so blithe and call something dumb because people are noticing causal links between a food (and its additives) and fatal health concerns

I know a MIL who photocopied the original invitation, without telling the bride and groom, and handed it out to the people she wanted to include.

Fun story: i was talking to my parents about my future, planned wedding when I was around 10 years old. They asked me if I knew why women wear white dresses; I said no, and they explained that it's to show that she's a virgin for her wedding day.

Anger is already building that I won't be wearing my hair up. Why do people CARE so much?

Oh Lord. My mother and father got married in the 70's in small town Eastern Canada, and the wedding was essentially put on by family. Aside from the priest, everything was put together or paid for by well meaning aunts, uncles, parents, grandparents, friends and cousins. It worked for the most part, but I guess there…

Seriously not trying to offend anyone here, but it seems that a lot of my Facebook "friends" who are stay at home mom's or otherwise just lead boring lives are becoming "Photographers." Like they aren't very good at it and the only people they are taking pictures of are their friends and family members, then they…

I did? I'm currently in the burn ward having to undergo multiple grafting surgeries after my apron caught on fire. Just made the call today to postpone my April 25th wedding. Worse than the postponement of course is the recovery, which has already proven to be excruciating. Even typing this is awful and has me in…

The best man sounds like the title fit.

bruh.

But he then held her arms behind her back and sexually assaulted her as she continued to plead for him to stop, according to Karr.

Proper buttercream does have butter, which is creamed. Any butterless buttercream is not buttercream, it's a cheap shortening abomination.

I'm genuinely embarrassed that I let slip such an obvious opportunity for a Captain Planet reference.

I can't even imagine how many dishes and cuisines that guy has to rule out because soy sauce is too much for him. Actually, now that I think about it, even Panda fucking Express or pre-made California rolls sitting in the goddamn deli at Safeway is probably too much.

WHAT IS AN HERB

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.