Prepare for the influx of dude-defence that will come from a large series of people who would be shitting themselves in anger if this happened to a male veteran.

My particular issue is business clothes for busty ladies. I have some solidly C-to-D cup boobs, and it seems like *nothing* in the business world is made for this. Button down shirts don't have a chance. Ann Taylor and such are all into the draping stuff that on me makes me look 50 pounds heavier because nothing is…

Ladies I'll go on record when I say:

see, explaining shit I find annoying (sexism, man spreading) to my son is one of my favorite parts of being a parent. I do it loudly, in public, as often as I can. "Yeah, that person is looking away so she won't see if mommy falls down because she is pregnant and trying to hold you on the subway! sometimes, people…

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

Everyone in my high school thought I was on drugs. Because a girl with short dyed black hair who wore black pants, black boots, white shirts and vintage suit jackets was a really unusual sight back then. The reality was that I wasn't the slightest bit interested in drugs. My metalhead friend, on the other hand, got…

If i was her, that's all i'd cook for at least a few months...

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

I eloped when I was 19 to a boyfriend I had only dated a month. I didn't tell my parents and just said we were moving in together. A month later I deeply regretted it and filed for divorce. It took two years to finalize and I had already started dating my now husband during that period. I didn't tell any of my friends…

You get it.

Knew it. And that is why I love her.

Kelly requested the "fuckin'" section.

Gone are all of the blow jobs and penis-touching in general; Jamie Dornan's Christian Grey is apparently able to achieve a rock-hard erection simply through the power of the brain that sits behind his unsettlingly enormous eyeballs.

I love that Kelly got the 'Fuckin' section.

i would like to group marry all of you

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

omg ow my whole fucking soul. i actually teared up. by all accounts he was truly a genuinely funny lovely man.

This is the best story I got:

I know all the lawyers with whom Amal Clooney has ever interacted. Does that count? (I understand that it probably does not. Also have never met her).