It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

Mmmm, Jack. His fabulous eagle profile and Eyebrows of Justice make him my forever bae.

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Ellie Shechet, you are the last honest woman on this site or Facebook. Shitty soundtracks abounded in the 90's and anyone who doesn’t have at least one is a liar. Mine were the Empire Records and Trainspotting soundtracks (I saw someone else had Trainspotting but that’s one of the less embarrassing ones, so no…

I’m glad I’m not the only one that felt insulted by including Goo Goo Dolls on the list. A Boy Named Goo was a good album!

Goo Goo Dolls were ernest soft rock with catchy songs, dammit. Not the same category at all!

I have no idea what criteria anyone would use beyond “white guys with guitars in their band” to put Nickelback, Creed and the Goo Goo Dolls on the same list.

Times this by a thousand if you are a woman over 6'. In fact, that’s my advice to the guy—date EXTREMELY tall women. They’re having as hard of a time as you.

Of course it isn’t there ..... baby it’s much too fast!

Make an appointment with a makeup counter (I chose Sephora) and explain to them that you’re looking for an introductory lesson in preparation for interviews/work. I did it last year and loved the personalized info and help. Videos are great, but what works on the youtuber may not work on your face shape. I also…

Go Clovers!

How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

Eh..... wake me when they decide to do a 20 episode order of ‘Night Court’.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

Move to a purple state and keep pushing against the republican agenda! Carolinas if you’re into the mild climate. Arizona or New Mexico if you’re a desert type. New Hampshire if you love seasons. 🌷🌾🍂🌨 Really, the pristine, ever-changing outdoor experience is what we have on lock down!

For experts not on Ramsey payroll, the leading theory regarding the male DNA is that it was transferred during the manufacturing process and is not at all related to her murder.

I too turn into a whiny eating machine between November and February. I never shit in a box though.

One of my favorites is Frasier “Frasier Grinch.” Also: My So-Called Life “So-Called Angels.”