The people at my mosque would be awfully surprised.

That’s cute. There are nearly 9 million migrant workers in KSA who have worked in the country for decades doing the jobs that regular Saudis won’t do and endured some of the most horrible abuse you can imagine but please, grant citizenship to a f*cking robot.

Harry has always been The Cute One.

I dunno. I had my son after my 22nd birthday and am so grateful I didit then. I’m free as a feather and loving life ;)

You should write this column.

Sonja is already texting him “im so sry im here if u want to talk... ;)“

This is the kind of journalism we used to see on Jezebel. Thank you.

I never understood why Ani DiFranco sang that? And why someone who is absolutely not Ani DiFranco is lipsyncing it?

This will probably get buried but it will be nice to at least have a place to vent.

I just bought a case of bottled water for my room. I teach resource. My sessions are short. I don’t have time for kids to go to the water fountain, which is something they come up with when they don’t want to read. I don’t have a water fountain or a sink in my room, and I used to keep a carafe of water, but they…

I do agree with the bringing water everywhere is a problem though, especially since it sounds business endorsed and not by doctors. Brawndo is what plants crave

You live in Montreal. I live in Florida. My kid takes a water bottle (glass, in one of those silicone dealies, from the dollar store) to school every day. It’s 88F today.

Also, I did not think I would ever read about kids these days with their feeling entitled to drink water when they’re thirsty.

Just don’t have kids.

Or hell, Dave Matthews Band’s Crash Into Me, which is about a crazy, stalking peeping Tom, but of course is treated as really romantic.

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

And the people who dedicate Pearl Jam’s cover of Last Kiss to their sweetie on the radio. The girl dies. That’s the point.

Also- Every Breath You Take.

Also.... that a nationalised health service works pretty damn well.

This was actually at thing on True Blood. A girl was turned into a vampire as a virgin, meaning her hymen heals like the rest of her every time. She cried when she figured it out.

I think he means Brussels has too many moose lambs? (please note, I do not agree, just trying to interpret the Idiot in Chief).