Right?
“Chad Richman was your typical, high priced attorney, living in the big city who thought he had it all”
*shots of him doing office work, drinking with the guys, opening the door of his sports car for a pretty lady*
“until one day...” *door-bell*

He looks like what I call a little guy with a big secret, my first husband was one. (in his pants, is where the big secret is)

Whenever my husband and I get in the car to drive from Austin to Dallas, one of us always says, “So... Buc-ees on the way there and Czech Stop on the way back, right?”

I was taking a break and happened upon this post and my first thought was “GODDAMNIT AIMEE LUTKIN! THIS IS MY BEAT!”

It literally just happened.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

aimed for the kid’s shoulders, knees or feet

I honestly think some people just don’t want anyone to be happy about anything ever. I struggle to come up with another explanation. Almost as soon as the news about the donation card being sent to Pence came out, people started shouting that with that proof he could deduct the donation cost from his own tax returns.…

1) If she did file for a recount in Wisconsin, it would be the first time she set foot in Wisconsin all year. For that reason alone, she deserved to lose. You can’t just take Scott Walker’s state for granted... he won three times (2010, 2012, 2014) including a recall.

but noteworthy nonetheless.

And also maybe don’t refer to half of the country as deplorable. Turns out people don’t like being called stupid and patronized.

Serious question:

IMO the Democrats got crushed for several reasons:

Voter turn out was very, very low for the Democrats. A lot of people were saying that they would hold their nose and vote Clinton, but after the latest “scandal” with the emails, I could see them saying “fuck it” and staying home. My father sure did.

Fuck it, fight it, it’s all the same.
-Sublime

There aren’t enough hours in the day to work your way through school anymore. Tuition costs have risen enormously, and wages have not.

(To the tune of “Eleanor Rigby”)

The Pismo Beach disaster relief fund where I donated my winter snow skis and all of daddy’s caviar.

Not that Michael Cera, this Michael Cera.

I think he was also the starting 2nd baseman for the Chicago Cubs.