Maybe Denne gets shit mixed up sometimes. It’s hard to balance haunting this kid while also possessing Hamburger.

Yeah, I feel you. Who would want a human child when they could have a far superior, far cuter, puppy? But sometimes you don’t know that right away, and then you’re in it for 18 years, and the kid knows virtually no cute tricks, and takes forever to housebreak. And finding someone to board the kid when you want to go…

Southerner here. You need a light moisturizer, a great primer (I use Smashbox, and a little goes a long way) and eyeliner/mascara that is so waterproof you literally have to scrub it off. That tends to make the eyes a bit dramatic, so I downplay the lips with a very light gloss or tinted balm. The most important…

My sister loves the Smashbox Primer Water (she uses it under and over makeup), which I have tried and don’t love as much - but it works differently for different people. She says it’s easier on her skin. I don’t have that much of a problem with the UD (since it’s going on top of the primer and then the makeup, and…

The only time you should be outside in the summer (which begins in May and goes to November 1) is when you are walking from your air-conditioned car to an air conditioned building.

I moved from OR to MS (and then back a few years later...oh OR, I missed you), and I would strongly recommend a) learning to put makeup on in thin layers b) getting a makeup setting spray (Urban Decay’s All Nighter is my fave) c) making friends with powder (I actually really like Physician’s Formula’s mineral powder.…

You CAN just walk up to someone at a meeting and pick their brains. If you and the person click, feel free to ask for their card or contact info and ask if you can contact them about any questions you might have. I think you’ll be surprised at how forthcoming people can be and usually very happy to help. They may not…

You need a good primer. Seriously. I love Urban Decay, but if you’re poor, you can use Monistat Anti-Chafing Cream. (Dead serious!)

I’ve heard some people use hair spray to set their makeup, but, they’ve got that new stuff to set it from UD and other places, you might want to try that!

Shouldn’t this be filed to “bury a nut at squirrel creek”?

For some reason this story screams Jesse Jackson. I’m sorry you had to go through that. Good on you for protecting yourself.

Tequila is the Regina George of liquor: it acts like it’s your friend, and then it STABS YOU IN THE FUCKING BACK.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

No, your insurance provider made your insurance unaffordable.

I’m not sure I agree. Their actual tone setting analysts have been pretty unequivocal in saying who they think won the debates, with Hillary clearly winning the first and the 2nd being a bit messier because of how much mud slinging there was, with the peanut gallery of surrogates for both campaigns doing their normal…

The people planning to vote for him(?)

One of my favorite bits that The Replacements ever did was where they went on a press tour after they shaved their eyebrows: http://dangerousminds.net/tag/The-Replacements

I agree that the Stila Stay All Day liner is by far the best formula, but I think the Kat von D Tattoo liner has a superior applicator. After awhile the Stila felt tip starts to fray, and the KvD never does that since it’s plastic.

I agree that the Stila Stay All Day liner is by far the best formula, but I think the Kat von D Tattoo liner has a…

I have two to nominate. One is less expensive so we’ll start with that first:

I have two to nominate. One is less expensive so we’ll start with that first:

Don’t judge a man until you have walked 1.6 kilometers in his shoes.