Brown lipstick is THE WORST.

Don’t think too hard about it. Just sit back and think of how beautiful the world is that two people born with backwards feet can find each other... and find love.

This was circulating about years ago. I was always amused none of the websites or the commenters seemed to notice Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts.

None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

The gardenia candles, organic pb&j, and Secret clinched it. Luda is wooing my mother.

A big part of the medical debt problem is that medical facilities have switched to a consumer debt model. When you sign the mass of paperwork before getting treatment, one of the things you’re signing is an agreement that your bill will be managed by a debt management company, and they will slap that shit on your…

Your winter temp sounds good.

4. Sooner or later, one of you is going to kill one of your friends or, more likely, in-laws. So you really need to sit down and talk honestly about disposal. You’ll also need to keep your stories in sync for later on.

We live in hard times, times that can back us into corners, such that there is no other option but…

4. Ideal thermostat temperature

Until you hit the donut hole, then you need to come up with $3,500 out of pocket before they’ll cover another cent. Really great coverage.

Hey, remember that the one person at the center of all this is a man who left his fiancée and the mother of his child for the 16-year-old little sister of said fiancée’s close friend. When he was 24.

No, trust me, you really don’t wish your mind worked like Yoko's .

I’m pleasantly surprised by the baby’s comments on feminism. Good baby.

Looks legit to me. In fact, it reminds me of the time my brother was dating my former best friend who was also the mother of the child who’s father was my sister’s boyfriend.

It’s not a Jeep if you aren’t forced into the elements while in your car.
Remember that one time you opened the windows or took part of the top off? The mold remembers.

Conversations at 80+MPH are at normal volume.

Don’t mistake this for criticism, I love the Wrangler. The top however, well rip it off and throw it away. The only thing it blocks is sunshine. Everything else gets through.

It's not a Wrangler if it doesn't let water in.

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