What kind of creepy ass school did you attend?

Casting him in “This is 40" was ridiculous. That’s not 40. I’m not sure that’s even 30.

Either Yoko’s tweets are becoming steadily more lucid, or I am slowly losing my mind.

Relaxation recordings. Binaural beats. Something mellow to listen to once you’re in bed.

Don’t forget Hunter.

Sure, in 1993. Now they’re called Riley, Chase, or Carson.

I believe the go-to slur is “gooks”, but I could be mistaken because I don't use racial slurs... Being from Southeast Texas, though, I've *heard* my fair share. 😓

Listen... He was quoting the asshole at the end of the bar who just happens to be himself.

Some men simply need beards. My partner is not allowed to lose his. It’s serious.

I think the first time through it was called LL Cool J...

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

I’ve never been down with the modern progressive thought that all allegations/accusations must immediately be taken as factual. It’s rife for manipulation.

FWIW, being found incompetent to stand trial is different from an insanity defense. When you’re incompetent you go to a mental hospital and are medicated until you can have a basic understanding of what’s going on in the court room. Then you stand trial. He may ultimately present an insanity defense at his jury trial,…

Maybe, maybe not. On one hand, look at him and listen to his statements, pretty unhinged. On the other hand, if he ever “un-crazys” himself, he’ll still be on the hook. Incompetency to stand trial doesn’t waive charges and stays any applicable statutes of limitations, so he’s still going to get the book eventually.

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

I would leave his eyebrows alone, but I agree that he needs sideburns. Now lets muss his hair up a bit...there! Much better!

It’ll definitely cost a few bucks.

Oh, I’m sure there’s more than just one.

She looks like she’s having a Phase, but goddammit, you’re allowed to have as many Phases as you fucking well want to.

When couples split, they’re forced to reconcile ownership of material goods like houses and cars, but embryos have increasingly become the site of numerous lawsuits between exes, many of whom argue that embryos simply cannot be treated as mere property.