It's like a fucking soap opera in here. My slow Sunday brain is like WAT. Tempest in a tea kettle.

I left NYC last year because after six years, I could not handle how fucking hard mundane tasks are in that city. Grocery shopping is truly a whole exhausting deal - you have to calculate exactly how much you can carry home, which limits your options and taking grocery bags on the subway is such a disaster. You also…

Nah. The original poster is the equivalent of someone on public transportation berating a stranger who dares to look happy. This person’s life is miserable, that’s not good and we should be ashamed that American society allows situations like this to happen. But that does not give that person the right to jump in and…

My mom’s been gone for many years, but I feel like I did a good mom deed today.

I also have a teenager and believed the same. He was playing the computer (he’s almost 16) and writing something (I assumed game-related)...until he brought me the card he was actually making.

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

My daughters made me breakfast (Lucky Charms)

That would involve having a bagel lying around waiting to be toasted. And going out to buy one you can toast yourself would involve leaving the house, which is what one wants to avoid on Sundays, ergo delivery.

Hahaha no. There is no reason to castigate Vanessa Bayer because OP has it rough. That is BEYOND, like lightyears beyond, transference and it isn’t okay.

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

Carisi is pretty, he holds no candles to Stabler though.

Thanks! I had thought about doing that but I was hesitant. You just pushed me to actually do it. I am looking at anthropology departments now!

Don’t keep us in suspense, did the cucumber pull through after being half eaten by coyote AND poisoned?

“Hey, I really had a great time last week, want to maybe grab a bite to eat tomorrow?”

So the dude is probably ghosting you, for sure, but it also seems like you haven’t contacted him at all since? Did you text him, small talk, chat online, or anything like that?

Barba’s constant ribbing on Carisi and his legal ambitions gives me LIFE.

They take the crimes very seriously and treat them with genuine sensitivity and depth. It isn’t a brilliant show on the whole, but I give them full marks for that.

Jesus’ speech about sandal straps was pretty good too.

I always knew god hated socialists.

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.