Arrrgh, book loving Jezzies, tell me I’m not nuts!

1200 seems to be the magic number for me but I refuse to go back to eating so little. It’s just not possible on most days. And because it’s so little I was just like you, obsessed with the numbers and the weight loss. Fuck that noise.

Thank you. *bows* I’m old and I’ve been through a lot of interviews.

God. You wrote my story. You fucking wrote every feeling in it. Sometimes I am so strong and sometimes I just get into with myself. I can go long periods trusting myself and all its capable of. But one off comment from someone or one wrong photo can send me reeling

I have been a parental caretaker. My advice is to remember that you aren’t a Supreme Being with the power to heal, nor can you live without taking care of yourself, too. You will do your best and make the choices that seem right. Anyone who doesn’t approve can get stuffed!

read that as feed all the emu

Rich people.

Isn’t that great? I think he’s had it since they started using these blocks.

But Ferraro WASN’T a candidate for President, so it’s not inaccurate.

You know Ferraro was the nominee for veep, not Prezi, right?

2016 has really screwed me up big time; I read the first three words of the headline and my brain went “Oh shit, Steve Martin is dead.”

ALL of us?

He’s obviously wearing women’s jeans and making a profound statement about the uselessness of the absurdly tiny pockets women are forced to deal with. Preach, bee man! Preach!

Remember Demi Lovato’s basement-baby sister Poot Lovato? Maybe those snapchats were of Poot Raymond IV.

Wrong. I mean, sure, they might be full of bacteria, but I definitely like a bearded man.

I was thinking of hot dog legs too!

They didn’t release the younger son’s name so I don’t think we can rule out that it’s “Ted Cruz” yet.

Right? I was thinking they should spend a little less time worrying out what is in people’s pants and a little more on improving their educational system.

OMG THIS! I was completely preoccupied by the mess in that ordinance. Perhaps they need to elect high school graduates to their councils?