“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

This is what I read also. I think people miss him and just want to know why. He was much, much too young to pass away.

I’ll paraphrase the better and funnier tweeters:

Probably seeing if they have any clearance Easter candy left, like I do.

aretha franklin, our collective grandmother who just learned to use the internet and took it way too far

I was doubly confused since I processed Rhett Miller and I was wondering why Kara was quoting the lead singer of Old-97's, but then I remember this isn’t him.

how mak get millard

If it is Prince, shouldn’t we all be considered next of kin? WHY WON’T THEY TELL US?

Yeah, it’s been trending purpler than people outside the state realize for the last decade. But the gerrymandering there is so insane that it’s hard for Democrats to make headway. #remembertheTexasEleven

DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ? Are you insane? The one woman Democrat who’s more widely despised than Clinton?

Wendy Davis of TX would be great.

“We’ll start with a broad list ...”

Stop trying to get EW to leave the senate, guys! She’s where she wants to be, and what’s more, we NEED her there. We WANT her there. We want her to be there for years and years, to have important positions on powerful committees, to build long-term relationships and the influence that comes with them, and to have the…

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

Even better, he’s going to the back of the bill. SHAAAAAADE

Barry, I hate to break it to you but Lincoln Chafee dropped out of the race months ago and this write-in fantasy of yours is doomed to fail.

“But this is a hybrid car. That means it can drive underwater.”

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”