I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.
Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…
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I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:
Yeah, but that choice is pretty much like deciding if you would rather pee out of your mouth for a whole year, or have to eat someone else’s poop once.
Joe versuses the Volcano is great so your comment doesn't even make sense.
Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.
The Alamo’s founder Tim League says of the policy, “We tried to determine at what age a kid can behave themselves and not blurt out the first thing in their heads.”
Uzo speaks the truth. Sigh. I just like the way he leans.
“My body count? Soon to be 1, after I kill you for being such a douchebag.”
bieber is a trash ass human but all his recent singles have been fire dot emoji
Even if she can’t the father has a right to see his kid and she’s the one who fucked off to Alaska from where she was living with him. If that means she has to stop breastfeeding altogether and switch to formula, them’s the breaks. I get that breastfeeding is ideal and all that but it doesn’t trump a father’s rights…
The People’s Champ! Met him several times, Paul Wall is genuinely a nice guy!
Someone should make a movie of this. Instead of the obvious ending—one year, the penguin doesn’t show up, everyone in the audience cries, the end—the penguin should turn out to have some sort of super-genetic mutation that allows it to live well beyond its expected lifespan, dodging predators and illness, so that one…
Because the effects of marijuana do not even come close to the effects of alcohol, cocaine, meth, ecstasy, or any hard drugs. Idiot.
“90's tabloid celebrity Batboy as an adult, Rick Scott”
“Hairless cat somehow elected to Florida’s highest office, Rick Scott”
Wait - there are dildos you *can* give to Goodwill?
Nosferatu, Rick Scott