Starring Melissa Joan Hart. Would watch.

Keebler Grasshoppers. Same recipe, same bakery conglomerate, different packaging. Also see their Coconut Dreams if you’re a Caramel de Lites fan.

For me, things got a little easier when baby turned about 4 months, and a lot easier at 8 or 9 months. The additional interaction and working on recognizable things—trying to crawl, getting good at grabbing things, eating finger foods—made her a lot less alien.

Y’all, I am on the way to living a dream I have had since undergrad: I am heading to Iceland for a short but delightful trip. One of my undergrad lit professors/mentors researched Icelandic literature, and his work on the country has stayed with me ever since. I’m a prof now, and I can only hope to have the influence…

Mine is - #11 for dudes, lawyer. Imagine their surprise when it turns out I work with asylum seekers and drug addicts in small, poor community legal centers. No Suits style boozing or drugs or sports cars. Sorry.

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

No one wants to date a graduate student.

So I’m a teacher and my brief time on tinder was spent matching with guys who had crazy teacher fetishes.

This is less “eyebrow thread” and more errant Silly String cumshot.

So they’re all cosplaying as Seven of Nine?

I personally love Sonja’s Grey Garden’s crazy ass. Crazy eyes Ramona can gtfo now though.

She’s like that wacky aunt who never pays the bills but always has champagne and refers to the raccoon infestation as atmosphere then asks you to pick out the proper pair of Wednesday-night underwear to gallivant around in at Beautique before deciding to forgo it altogether. And then you have to pick her up at 4 a.m.…

Carol!! I love her. “You can’t keep avoiding me Carol.” “Yes, I can.”

Not a lawyer, but a court reporter in Family Courts a lot.

It only had one season, sadly. I think Claire Danes had this nutty idea about finishing high school or something. :-)

Regrettably, I have no helpful stories, but I wonder if watching a little My So-Called Life might be soothing, for the moment...

The Aristocrats!

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

How Rude!