What’s wrong with just telling him what you wrote here? You should tell him that alcohol lowers inhibitions, that he may not be able to tell how drunk his partner actually is, and that he should always err on the side of caution (it sounds like, from the story he told you about his encounter as an exchange student,…

Hmm. That’s a tough one! I might say something like, “Kid, at school, people are going to drink. A lot. And the lie of alcohol is that it makes you think that you are funnier/sexier/a better dancer/more up for anything than you actually are. That applies to alcohol and sex, too. If you have had more than 2 drinks, or…

Maybe not! I was super honest to the point of being clinical with Hippie Chick (frequent Jez commenter, now a grown-ass woman). From the first moment she asked me a question about sex and bodies, we had books and charts and information, at a pace she could handle. I knew it was working when she came home from middle…

And wasn’t Scalia well known for wanting a literal interpretation of the Constitution? As in if it literally doesn’t say don’t do this thing then it doesn’t mean don’t do this thing? I am pretty sure my head area is going to implode before this election is over. (For the record, I don’t necessarily agree with his…

My favourite part of your comment is how you’re trying to equate Obama doing his job with the republicans being willful obstructionists who invent constitutional interpretations out of thin air.

Vice takes a lot of crap from gawkerites, but I generally find their stuff interesting. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency is always good for a quick laugh.

I don’t think Elizabeth Warren is boy-crazy, Steinem. I don’t think far-left women are boy-crazy. I think they’re just socialist.

The dumbest line I‘ve heard so far is “vote for Hillary if you want to see a female president in your lifetime”

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

The same could be said about my mom. So, there’s that.

I’m imagining Hillary saying that through gritted teeth. “Yes, Iowa, thanks for your overwhelming support. A few more coin tosses and I would be granted the kick-off on Super Bowl Sunday.”

Mommas don’t let your babies play football as babies, either. This case is important because it shows that it’s not necessarily a long career in the NFL that does it — the damage done when playing peewee, high school, and college count, but no one talks about it. Scary shit.

Go fuck yourself.

They should have surge pricing like Uber. Only with the extra amount actually going to the delivery people. Want Chinese during a snowstorm? Fine, that’ll be 10X pricing please.

I mean, there’s someone coming who will make you work out; that’s not the same as wanting to work out. I mean, if I had that much money, I’d probably just spend it all on nachos.

We are a “look at me” society not a “get shit done” society. Plus Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

You forgot #herhusbandwasaccusedofrape and #shesashrillbitch

Yes, because she gets plenty of love already. She doesn’t need support. She needs a reason to even LOOK like she’s fighting to win a nomination. Her smug demeanor has “I already have this in the bag” written all over it while she occasionally panders to the base when it seems politically convenient.

i’m annoyed with this. not really that they endorsed HRC- but they endorsed anyone in the primary. why bother? both bernie and HRC will be good for planned parenthood. why not wait until the general election and endorse the dem and we can all get behind it? this is just pissing off donors and causing infighting