Ha! I misread “cheerios” as “cheetos” and thought, “well ok, that’s a good smell.”
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I work for a school and have thought it was Sunday since Wednesday. Send help.
*crosses self*
yes
Matt McGorry is a fucking genuis.
Seriously. In this age of bathroom selfies, you’d think Windex would be the billion-dollar business.
DO NOT LET SEITAN INTO YOUR HEART. OR STOMACH, SERIOUSLY GUYS, GROSS.
I have a lot of family members who dislike me, so I could see having some sort of silent charity auction to bid on having the chance to press the burn button. So my favorite animal rescue gets some cash and my grandmother —who will outlast everyone on the planet because evil never truly dies— will get to realize her…
Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.
Hell, if Radio Shack was still I thing- I’d totally send him a gift card.
Viking funeral. Send me off while playing a mix of my favorite songs, please no tears, but do raise a glass of whiskey as I float by and I’ll greet you with a bottle when you reach the other side.
Your brother sounds very interesting. I would like to donate to his gofundme.
If you can’t afford to get your kids back and forth to school and medical appointments, how are you planning on paying for a dog? Additionally, I hear they also have these things in Australia that we have here - I think they call them “animal shelters” or something similiar. Ever thought of adopting a dog that would…
This thread is so weird. Let’s pretend its performance art.
I don’t think the comment section on Jezebel is the place to ask for donations for anything.
Jesus, the restaurant industry. I’ve had ~20 jobs and the only ones I've been harassed at were restaurant jobs. Like, all of them.
A green card means that you’ve been granted permanent resident status, which means that you have indefinite permission to live and work in the US. The big difference between permanent residency and citizenship (other than some voting rights and stuff which aren’t really relevant to this situation) is that permanent…