I’ll say it again: Feminism without intersectionality is just various shades of bigotry.

what if, in heaven, you’re forced to spend eternity with your high school boyfriend/girlfriend

What are you studying? I made something of myself with a history and religious studies double major, so it can be done with pretty much any field of study at all.

Hot dog in a baked potato topped with bacon bits, chives, and sour cream

Well only 90% vegetarian!

I had a Norwegian Forest cat who chipped a tooth jumping off my kitchen counter after eating an entire stick of butter. The vet thought the inertia from his big, fat ass probably drove his face into the ground.

So you’re saying that she never appeared in labeouf.

No keep them out actually. They’ll keep her away, just like garlic.

We had one like that. (We had to put him on a diet, but it was only to get him down to 25 pounds from 28.) He was part Maine Coon, and also, I think, part Buick.

but i love it

I feel like I want to use this as substitute lyrics : “I can’t feel my butt when I’m with you...”

Yup. Generally the thing that people want first and foremost is peace and stability. And also, frankly, I’m still not convinced democracy is the best form of government. There’s just too much stupid in the world.

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

I’m going to assume he is telling the truth that the Trump thing was a joke, since he clearly didn’t work his way up from anything but the penthouse.

However, this: “...I don’t think we should go around the world and impose democracy on everybody. Some people just aren’t made for democracy. Some people just need a…

Christ. No wonder Boehner was so visibly happy to be quitting this circus.

A map of Rhode Island annotated with a bunch of arrows and “STILL NO EVIDENCE OF IT BEING AN ISLAND” scribbled on the side
:(

A list of daily affirmations :(

Lincoln Chafee, a gentle, smiling bird you’d rather not be killing for dinner but you have to,

bless his heart

Hands down the best Republican candidate in the Democratic race. Will be sad to see him go. Except no, not really, not in the slightest.