I know, taking multimillion dollar bribes from corporations in exchange for lucrative contracts with foreign governments and then refusing to turn over your private server until the incriminating emails can be purged is so yawn.

Oh, for the love of God! If you have watched enough episodes of NCIS*, you already know this. Abby and McGee have said it repeatedly. “If the disc hasn’t been wiped and reformated, you can recover anything in a computer.” Come on, now...

There really is no denying that she is a grandparent now.

They’re not Muslims, you dumb fuck. India is almost 80% Hindu. You’re too stupid to even be a good bigot.

Sometimes people behave differently when living outside of their country. As an immigrant I've heard my parents and other adults joke about how if I was back home I would be married off young or wouldn’t be allowed out late. They feel powerless living in the west.

I can’t feel my face when I’m with you, but goddamit, I love it.

In my book she never stopped being awesome ;)

Tremendous human being. She’s so good at being human your head will spin.

Thanks so much for explaining that, I have seen the error of my ways. After reading a single article about Carly Fiorina, and your perfect comment, I no longer feel the need to get paid equally for the same work as a man, and who cares if I’m treated as a sexual object in an inappropriate situation! It’s a compliment!

The first story makes me think of the stories out of Japan about lonely otaku going on “dates” with their body pillows.

same

Well, they did clinical trials for not showering ever: it was called the Middle Ages. And the results were not real positive.

Good for you!! Seriously, this complete stranger is very proud of you. Realizing what you want and going for it means you’re a complete badass

I just spent the night at the hospital with my SO post divorce because my kiddo was looking like he had appendicitis. Long story short - he’s amazing. I can’t imagine having spent such a long stressful night with my ex.

I married an abusive, emotionally manipulative sociopathic fuckwad after dating for only 3 months— literally 90 days from first kiss to “I do”. This didn’t come from any religious upbringing, it came from being brainwashed love stories and wanting to get out of my parents house at an early age. It was a terrible…

I thought this was a Burning Man story for a minute.

Are your houseplants craving electrolytes?

She is the world’s finest chef of word salad.