She thought that being bi-racial would cause more stigma to her child in their small town than having two lesbian mothers. She’s an idiot, and this poor child deserves better.

America should definitely be suing gun stores.

Yeah, if you want random sperm, you can get that for FREE!

See I have an issue with that. I feel like her parents may not have been prepared to raise a gay daughter. But people adapt. Your kid may not be all the things that you want them to be but they ARE your kid and if you are a good parent you will adapt to the person that they are or they will become. That’s part of…

Sure. There are dozens of things to sue the Sperm Bank for that don’t involve telling you daughter that her skin color is making your life hell.

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

I think it’s good the case was thrown out but it does set a dangerous precedence. The couple was mostly upset because they wanted both their kids to have the same father, which is something that goes beyond race. Future couples now have to be wary and the sperm bank should be held accountable for that.

it’s called the office

Well I mean. My gross body brings me a lot of happiness too.

He bought her a cube of flowers AND a folding table.

I like her music but she struck as the type who likes to say they are blunt but they really mean rude/don’t want to be called out.

That’s less of a pyramid and more of a ziggurat.

At first I thought she got the DWI while driving the Barbie car. Now the story is just not as funny.

Cher makes Yoko sound like Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Having experienced both, Jersey’s not even close. It’s like the difference between Yoko Ono and John Wayne Gacy. New Jersey is Yoko - tries too hard, is infuriating, and always gets shit for what they’re not to blame for (okay, and some that they are to blame for). Florida is Gacy - psychotic, dangerous, frequently…

I feel like Word should have a feature so that anytime you select CS as a font, that little paperclip dude pops up and ask ‘Are you fucking SURE?’

This sounds like a truly Southern ordeal!

Unless they plan to show me a Weekend At Bernie’s-esque time, they better well fucking cremate me.

Wait, I can totally do #4. My parents dishing out $$ for private high school tuition was good for something, woo! \o/

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON.