Ahhhh, bliss.

Agreed. It was all of my teenage dreams, wrapped into one blissful, perfect moment.

That scene is everything to me. I mean, was there ever a more perfect scene in all of 90s television?

(there are SO MANY gifs of Jordan Catalano on the internet, I wonder if I could recreate an entire episode)

So hot. So stupid. That show is the most perfect thing to show teens about how life will unfold for them.

Nope. I was team Sharon Cherski for Angela’s best friend. Rayanne didn’t deserve Angela post-betrayal. You had one job, and it was to not fuck the person your supposed BFF was in love with. And then once you did, you were a dick about her being mad at you. To get over the trauma I’m feeling now, I think I’m going to…

I would have taught him how to read by spelling words on my vulva.

no one can possibly watch too much history channel

I wonder what Tino thinks about this?

I swear, I spontaneously hit puberty when Jordan Catalano leaned into my TV screen. My boobs grew 3 sizes that day!

The proletariat?

that would just make me a dictator’s concubine. I’m trying to be an actual dictator.

Good luck, Rayanne! I’ve always wanted the best for you! Even when you slept with Jordan!

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON THIS ELECTION SEASON?

There’s reports of war crimes by Captain Crunch against the Roofs of Mouths. Sure, things will soften over time but we need to act now to reprimand him.

Wrong. People are not pressured in to thinking that. They are however held accountable for their words and actions. If you commit to a relationship, society holds you accountable. If that relationship means you agree to only fuck one another, there you go. If that relationship means you agree to fuck others, there you…

honey no

Dan Savage would vehemently condemn all of these men, most of all Josh Duggar. I haven’t listen to the Savage Lovecast yet today (literally about to), but I’m willing to bet that the starting monologue is about how these men are dickbags, not victims. He only condones adultery if your partner is extremely ill/dying or…

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.