Oil.

It strikes me as dangerous to commodify education in this way. It gets you nowhere but inflated tuition, an adjunct crisis, and diminishing quality. Perhaps these women feel there are ways to use their degrees in their lives beyond earning money. In fact, liberal arts education was never meant to serve as job…

But it was 50% off if I wear size 8 or larger....

Education for it’s own sake is hardly a waste.

Very true. Today, I’m choosing a tiny little hooray for progress. Tomorrow, it’s time to work on the rest of it.

Wibbly wobbly, Christy Whisty

They’re probably ashamed that they haven’t brainwashed Daniel enough.

My head hurt by the end of that.

With as much brandy as they seem to be putting in it, though, it’s probably just booze held together with fruit.

Too bad. Maybe someone who spent last night at a Holiday Inn Express can weigh-in.

You can put $5 one card, register it, and then use that card to pay for another $5 gift card to register. It will wipe out the first card but you don’t need to have a balance on a registered card to get a free birthday drink. Keep doing this douchey labors behavior 354 more times and there you have it: how to become…

That picture is like looking at some generic Dollar Tree Full House knockoff. Like something my grandmother would have bought me for Christmas.

It’s like the casting director said “Get me someone who kinda looks like the FH cast, but is also the complete opposite of all that.”

Good god. Saw the image and thought that someone had made a Full House-based porn.

My facebook has turned into a goddamn bazaar. I don’t know how many times I have had to leave groups, since now all the parties are “online.” This MLM schemes don’t even require the awkward, forced, in person parties anymore....ugh

Ugh, everyone is hocking stuff on Facebook these days. It's maddening! I'd rather see a picture of your baby or breakfast than you trying to sell me $15 mascara.

Sometimes people selling shit on FB are honestly my favorite. To watch a mean queen from high school hawk a pill/system/ihavenoidea that will make you SKINNY and RICH and HAPPY just makes my black soul cackle. I have nothing against her, but man, a little schadenfreude hurts no one and entertains me more than I’d care…

Hey, maybe he WAS asking for it. But 15-year-olds will also ask for a houseful of free-roaming venomous scorpions as pets, or ask for permission to go base jumping with bank robbers dressed as luchadors. But as goddamn ADULTS, we recognize that CHILDREN will very often ask for things THEY SHOULD NOT BE GIVEN.

This sounds more like a visitation agreement in a divorce case than a sentence in a rape case.

I hate this woman.