I haven’t seen you around these parts for SO LONG! Don’t be a stranger. Long time commenters NEED you on here.

do you have like a google alert for anything fashion related on jezebel

that’s why I stick to cocaine it’s heart healthy

This is not a picture of child-stars-turned-fashionistas. This is a picture of witches. Actual broomstick riding witches.

what’s wrong w doing heroin, man

Ha! Women can be just as permissive as any man. Having a House Mother isn’t some magical method to ensure gentlemanly behaviour. Great plan. That said, what’s the pay? I’d have super fun running a frat! I’ll institute time outs, grounding, a cleaning schedule, a curfew, the buddy system (including punishments if the…

Older members of the frat, retired police, retired or recently discharged military, single professors...

Just wait until “Frat MILF” becomes the next big porno trend. :(

i thought most already had these? At least at my college all frats were required to have them, but they had rooms separate from the main living areas in order to not be driven crazy by noise of parties. It makes more sense to just make Frats dry houses. All US sororities are dry, in order to avoid the liability of…

Fuuuck Disney. It’s fun, but I would never take my kids more than once. I know some families who go every single year, and that makes me so sad.

Midtown NYC fucking sucks. I absolutely love NYC and want to murder everyone when I’m in Midtown. To me, the beauty of the city is found downtown, where the roads are off the grid pattern and the buildings aren’t as tall. I love Greenwich Village and all the colonial history in the Financial District. The Lower East…

My panties just FELL OFF

i’m not going to lie I would probably show this dude my tits.

See, that was when I started unhooking. Nothing gets me ready to flash the goods than tangential and historically innaccurate diatribes.

I read this with patriotic music playing behind it, gently swelling in volume as it went on.

i believe that’s why we fought the american revolution, no?

that’s still me tbh

I can’t speak to the Lisa Ling legacy. I only caught the crews that were lucky enough to be hosting during my maternity leaves.

“...and demanded that all women who had ever had an abortion be immediately impregnated to make up for it were he elected President..”

I don’t know of anyone who actually watches The View on purpose anymore. I feel like its entire viewership is old people who fell asleep after Rachael Ray and didn’t turn off the TV, and people trapped in doctors’ office waiting rooms.