I googled images of ventriloquist dummies to make a pun joke but now I’m too creeped out to follow through. Moral of the story: don’t google images of ventriloquist dummies.

Pacifier for any age. MYOB, people!

#pigthink

There’s probably some legal precedent that says that if cops do it its not rape. Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest. Cops already don’t get reprimanded if they interpret the law incorrectly.

Oh, right, that was the big difference. If only she had been compliant, then when they stuck their fingers into her vagina for no reason it wouldn’t have been rape, it would have been consensual.

He was white and male. In a cop’s eyes, that is the standard for being “honest” and “compliant”.

This is rape.

[Corley] admits hesitating. Deputies say she resisted.

Reviewing today’s events: White 20-year-old male drives stoned, takes silly selfie with his arresting officer. Black 21-year-old female suspected to be in possession of weed is restrained, has police officer’s hand forcibly inserted into her vagina. is raped.

I cannot conceive of any circumstance where a roadside body cavity search would be necessary or okay.

Have black people, you know, tried not to be black when approached by police?

You should summarize all posts. That should be your job.

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

I was half expecting the story teller to reach in the box, turn the sammie over and slowly put their sunglasses on while The Who just happened to start to play over the speakers, because that was my initial reaction.

It’s like when a child falls, if you don’t react badly, they won’t!

Don’t believe it for a second. That was an attempted homicide.

I was working the early shift and in walks a woman who looks like someone has been smashing symbols against her head for a few days.

My guess is that the clientele in any train station restaurant are all just batshit crazy.

This post.... THIS post.... it had EVERYTHING!!!!!

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…