I’m surprised that’s all he gave her. Maybe the gonorrhea hasn’t finished incubating yet.

You forgot the revenge song. It’s the most important part of TayTay’s girl power repertoire.

Is Miley making a good point or is it way early in the morning and I haven’t had coffee

It became “titty spit” immediately. New slang term for breast milk?

But ask the titty-owner first, please!

I agree with what the others said here. Be one of the first ones to comment on an article, if possible. Use snark and sarcasm where it’s obviously called for. Follow some of your favorite commenters and authors, and reply to their comments/posts when you have something to say. Just know that people still read the…

I got followed on Jez because I remarked about still being gray to a popular person who’s really cool. Apparently, the author of whatever article we were chatting on checked her comments, saw my reply and got me out.

Oh, man, a tenure track position! Fuck!

I’m getting ready for the first insane AC bill, and have the Brita in full effect. I may need to live here for the rest of my working life (25-30 years) if I get tenure, so I am trying to learn the ways of Florida. With the state of modern academia, I feel so lucky to have landed a tenure track position at a great…

I got followed because it was summer, my kid didn’t want to go anywhere, I wasn’t teaching, and so I was commenting like it was my job. You could be the greatest commenter in the world, but if you’re only on every couple of weeks they aren’t going to notice you. Comment directly to the author when you can, and get in…

I’m the most happily married human you’ll ever encounter, but you sound awesome. Find people like you where people like you hang out. Sounds simplistic, I know, but check out the museums and groups and events you love. Don’t go looking for people to date, just go looking for people. Meet more people and the people you…

I just finished 5 weeks of nonstop writing, every day, 12-14 hours a day. Every moment sucks (and I do this for a living). But at some point, you get a draft that you’re passably happy with and get to realize it’s actually done. You’ll get there. Throw out some words that make sense together. Make a sentence out of…

I feel like there’s not really a good answer to this question, because sometimes it feels like there’s no rhyme or reason to who gets followed by each of the blogs. Brand new, idiotic commenters get followed in a short amount of time, while thoughtful, goofy, wonderful people who have become part of this community…

I’m a Canuck who lived a bunch of years in Florida. The place is fucking disgusting. I never got used to it. I desperately longed for winter the entire time.

Even if they changed it up a bit and it weren’t always a Pissing Contest, it’d be fun to have some kind post that encourages active discussion on Friday nights.

First of all, from the way you describe yourself, I do not see a problem — you sound spectacular!

Well... I’ve never been sure exactly how it happened, and I’m not entirely an ex-smoker, but do still smoke a few cigarettes every couple of weeks. But over the last dozen years or so, I gradually went from being a pack-a-day smoker to this truly occasional kind of thing, so that’s a big change and naturally I’ve…

Can you believe he’s closing in on 50????.I would murder a priest to get into that man’s drawers/

No. We southerners stay inside as much as possible during the summer unless there is water involved. People die in the heat every day out here. Be safe. Sorry about the carpet. :-(

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